Once a week I take a shower,
the extra time gives me power.
Too many showers are a waste,
same with too much tooth paste.
Too much excess prevents success,
this is a situation you should assess.
Since it doesn’t make me smell,
everything goes mostly well.
The downside is a wicked prick,
because my hair decides to stick.
Hairspray buildup is the culprit,
if I only could make it all submit.
White spots form up in my hair,
they look like a dandruff affair.
They however are definitely not,
chemical reactions tied in a knot.
Slimy and oily my hair is a mess,
only my cats can I humbly impress.
The time I save is worth this craze,
this shower rebellion is just a phase.
Perhaps it might become a standard,
unless all at once I am slandered.
Then my odd shower routine may change,
it will no longer be considered strange.
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